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Roof related puns.
Because he had a bad case of shingles.
Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely.
The roofing industry sees an annual revenue of 36 billion a year.
A list of puns related to roofing.
A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof.
The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes.
As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.
There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant change the label then resell them.
As in hardtop as a rock and hardtop as iron and be hardtop put to and fallen on hardtop times.
My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well.
He couldn t stop biting his nails.
Why did the roofer go to the doctor.
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Went to a party with a construction team the other week.
The man not wanting to have to climb down and up the ladder again yelled back what s the matter sir.
After half an hour a white van pulls up to the house.
What is fallen debris from the edge of the roof called.
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They really raised the roof.
What is it that keeps roofing teams together.
Sometimes he would simply rename the brand.
They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour.
Revenue last year in the roofing industry saw a 5 growth and does not require any formal training or education to enter into.
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Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist.
A hardtop is a rigid car roof.
A man was mending his roof when suddenly an elderly messy man showed up on his lawn yelling to him sir would you get down please.
With the median annual wage of 36 000 employment for this industry has been showing an 18 growth.
